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waterfallfish:

I’M SORRY I’M NOT INTERESTING OR FUNNY OR PRETTY I’M JUST KINDA HERE

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zerostumbleine33:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

zerostumbleine33:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

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person:you look dead
me:thanks
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daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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darkwingsnark:

Gotham Girls #3

She waited all her villain career to make that joke.

She stayed quiet

and waited

And you guys didn’t appreciate it. 

JERKS

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salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

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epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

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pardonmewhileipanic:

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coconutoil97:

coachcrewneck:

emeraldjade:

galixies:

when u tryna help out ya ugly friend

*screaming*

I’m the friend

please delete this rn

funniest vine everrrr

*wheezing* THAT FUCKING HEAD

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fabkebab:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

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